by Jo | April 1st, 2008
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend the money at Wal-Mart, it will all go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan or Germany.
If we purchase electronic gadgets it will all go to Taiwan or Malayasia.
We need to keep that money at home to strengthen our economy here, so the best way to spend it is for prostitutes and beer, the only truly functional businesses still in the U.S.
My name is Elliot Spitzer and I approved this ad…
Didn’t say it was a good one! 
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April 1st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I don’t know whether to roll on the floor
Or just cry…
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April 2nd, 2008 at 6:20 am
LOLOLOLOL Good one!
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April 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 am
I love it!!!
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April 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
There’s a lot of truth to that. My rebate will be spent on car repairs and car taxes/tag. And hopefully a pair of New Balance running shoes, which I believe are made in the US of A. Hooray!
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