Archive for March, 2007
Get Moving
When we moved into our new building at work, our section is on the second floor and there are no elevators. Some people complained, but I looked at it as a bonus. Even though I “know” I should be exercising more - I don’t. I do tend to sit when I get home in front of [...]
Read More..>>Weekend Specials 3/31-4/1
Get out the tissues before watching this.
This is a whopper of a “call in sick” excuse.
Now this makes me sad.
Oliver North “Road Kill”
In keeping with tradition, the American soldier’s next of kin will be notified by his service, his body will be escorted home on an “Angel Flight” and at his funeral, a military honor [...]
OTB Specials 3/30
T.G.I.F.
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Specials of the Day 3/29
Woman steals bear from a child…
…what the ??
Panda with “XXX” video habit.
You have to just read this one yourself.
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I won’t ride with this idiot ever
BASALT, Colo. — High gas prices, congestion and global warming have made bus service in the environmentally conscious Roaring Fork Valley more popular — maybe too popular.
Thirteen preschoolers unknowingly got caught in policies aimed at accommodating more commuters when a driver asked a sheriff’s deputy to kick the kids off her bus last week.
The driver wouldn’t [...]
Blowin’ in the Wind
How many years can a mountain exist
Before it’s washed to the sea?
Yes, ‘n’ how many years can some people exist
Before they’re allowed to be free?
Yes, ‘n’ how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn’t see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind,
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
~ Bob Dylan, [...]
OTB Specials of the Day 3/28
B.Y.O.S.
Wednesday is the fourth day of the week. The day of Woden is named for the chief Norse god. Old English spells the word as Odin. Translated from the Latin dies Mercuii, or day of Mercury, the name refers to the planetary god of Roman mythology.
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Specials of the Day 3/27
Aide Arrested With Gun in Senate Building
… and I thought liberals hated guns?
Barbara Walters falls from Grace
…Rosie’s mouth is arrested.
Deer Crashes Through Chuck E. Cheese
…even the wildlife hate that place.
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“24″ Day 6: 8pm - 9pm
(I cannot believe Karen is going to get Wayne’s sister to take him out of the coma!)
Milo is the mole. Milo is the mole.
(Hubby says the VP is worried about losing inches in his shorts. Men)
Come on Jack you can do a lot in an hour - we’ve seen it.
Ah the Russian and Eygptian aren’t [...]
Diabetes in the News
San Diego Padres left-hander David Wells has Type 2 diabetes
Wells’s condition was diagnosed two weeks ago, the San Diego Union-Tribune reported in yesterday’s editions.
Asked if he feels less energy at times, Wells said, “It depends.” He declined further comment.
Manager Bud Black said Wells needs to meet with doctors.
“From what I’ve been told, it’ll be manageable,” [...]
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