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Three muslim terrorists hung themselves in Gitmo last weekend. 

So?  Isn’t suicide against their religion?  Oh wait — I guess it depends on “which” bastarding of the islamic religion you believe in

Triple suicide at Guantanamo camp

Three detainees at the US base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba have died in what appears to have been a suicide pact.

The inmates, two Saudis and a Yemeni, hanged themselves in their cells.

The camp commander said the deaths – the first at the camp – were planned in “an act of warfare”.

Now the “Press” around the world is condemning violations at Gitmo that “allowed” for these faithful muslims to take their own lives.  Gag me with a fracking spoon!

But the best of all — the Red Cross is going to investigate!  Oh horrors!!!  These are the same people that never gave a rats ass what Sadam was doing to his people — I guess as long as he didn’t rape any Red Cross workers, or chop the hands off any Red Cross workers, it was okay.  (Raping is only allowed by the UN workers)

So they are going to “make a special visit” to Gitmo.

Wait!! — my addled brain remembers something — oh yeah, it’s coming to me now … Bill O’Reilly just was down in Gitmo and reports (drum roll)  The International Red Cross HAS AN OFFICE AT GITMO!!!  So why do they need to make a “special visit”, they just have to get off their lazy asses and step out the front door of the damn office.

The saddest of all of this is that I don’t hear a peep out of the International Red Cross, or the “Press”, or condemnation from special interest groups over this story out of Alabama:

Phenix City man accused of murder believed to have taken own life
by Lily Gordon, Staff Writer (Columbus Ledger-Enquirer)

Lamar “Johnny” Benton, the 18-year-old Phenix City man accused of murdering Cynthia Thomas in 2005 and captured after escaping from jail in January, was found dead in his Russell County jail cell early Monday morning.

“All indications are that it’s a suicide,” said Sheriff Tommy Boswell. “He left a note.”

In that message Benton told his family he would see them in heaven. He mentioned his failed escape attempt and said his life wasn’t worth living anymore, Boswell said.

For Betty Coar, Thomas’ mother-in-law, the news of Benton’s suicide was bittersweet.

“Nothing is gonna bring her back,” Coar said. “We’re still where we were a year ago, but we’re gonna be all right.”

Russell County Coroner John Morgan pronounced Benton dead at 5:15 a.m. His lifeless body was found hanging in his solitary cell at

4 a.m.

Benton had hung himself using a rope fabricated from a torn bed sheet, Boswell said.

It has been several years since an inmate has committed suicide in the Russell County Jail, he said.

Where are the investigations?

Where are the massive news stories on every News channel on the planet?

Where are the news articles ad-nauseam in the newspapers?

Is an “Alabama Redneck” not as important as a muslim terrorist?