Jo’s Cafe

I’m sure you’ve all seen the Allstate commercial with Dennis Haysbert (President Palmer, “24″; Jonas Blane, “The Unit“ in it.

My question is:

How much money does Mr. Haysbert get for causing all those vehicle accidents? I mean, if the man would get out of the damn street, these cars wouldn’t have to avoid him, therefore, avoiding accidents. Avoiding accidents would prevent insurance rates from going up.

So Dennis — Get Out of the Damn Road already!

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