4 PARACHUTES

Tuesday, 13 March 2007, 14:53 | Category : For Fun
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An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, “I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player.  The Lakers need me, and I can’t afford to die.”  So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, “I am [...]

“24″ Day 6: 6pm – 7pm

Tuesday, 13 March 2007, 7:09 | Category : 24
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Hubby is snoring on the couch … yes I’m taping it.
Logan in CTU holding his head high.
Ricky Schroeder?
Denver? Ohh history!
The Russians are slipping; Jack should already dead. Jack has nothing on McGyver.
Tom won’t lie? The VP has a short temper.
Hubby is REALLY snoring!!
Tom do you feel that and hard place squeezing just a bit?
Aaron [...]

Specials of the Day 3/13

Tuesday, 13 March 2007, 6:00 | Category : SOTD
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$12,000 Late Fees
…OUCH!
Naked Nap
… during a burglary?
Moose attacks helicopter
…need I say more?

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