For Fun
“Husband Wanted”
Lonely woman, age 70, decided it was time to get married.
She put an ad in the local paper:
HUSBAND WANTED:MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70′S)
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON
On the second day she heard the door bell ring. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, “You’re not really asking me to consider you? You Have no legs.”
The Old Man smiled, “Therefore I cannot run around on you.”
She snorted, “You don’t have any arms either.”
Again he smiled, “Nor can I beat you.”
She raised her eyebrow and gazed intently, “Are you still good in bed?”
With that the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, “I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”
:grin: Have a Great Day!
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1don surber
wrote on 15 December 2006 at 21:03
For once, I didn’t see that coming.
I guess he rang her bell …
2linda
wrote on 16 December 2006 at 14:41
That was funny!