Jo's Cafe

Six am this morning Bubba and I are in the drive-thru at McDonalds.  There are a few cars in the parking lot that apparently belong to employees. 
From the speaker I hear, “One moment please.”
Me: “Do what?  Wait for what?  I’m the only customer here!”
She took my order.
And yup — they screwed it up.  Couldn’t get one [...]

Specials for the Weekend of August 5th & 6th, 2006

I really don’t know what to say about the local area and the sickofants that are around here.  I just wish there was chemical castration, because if they aren’t going to shoot these *ckers at dawn, they should never be allowed to get it up again!
From the 12th Street Rag (Columbus Ledger-Enquirer)*:
Two men sentenced in [...]