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Jack in the ceiling watching the terrorists. He calls CTU and tells Bill the lay out and then Bill wants him to turn himself in. Excuse me? You have a former agent who can understand the lay out of a situation like this inside and you want him to leave? Give me a break! Our hero reminds Bill who Jack doesn’t works for.

Finally Jack gets word that snot-nosed kid is in the hostage pile. “Son of a Bitch” Jack responds — my sentiments exactly; snot-nosed kid doesn’t appear to have any more brains in his head than your blonde bimbo daughter Kim, Jack.

Curtis arrives at the scene and gets set up to make entry into the terminal. Then the hostages up the ante and shoot a hostage on live TV. I think President Weak Logan might need to go change his pants before the big signing deal. What a putz. Palmer had more dignity and grace, even when angry – Logan acts like a brat. “This is my day for my administration bah bah bah,” stick a sock in it.

Loony Martha Logan threatens to yell rape if some putz doesn’t give her the key-card to the archives room. She wants the transcript of the call from Palmer to her. She’s found in there later by Secret Service Agent Pearce on the floor digging through papers. Did she find what she wanted?

Jack asks Chloe to figure out what activation device the terrorists are using and on what frequency. As they pull snot-nosed kid out of the hostage group, Jack is sweating harder than he is. (Note here: The actor playing Derrick did an outstanding job in my opinion. ) She and one-night stand find it and give it to Jack. Before snot-nosed kid bites the big one, booom … Jack 1, Terrorist 0.

Ah what do we have here … Frodo’s little buddy walks into CTU and starts giving orders. He wants to review everything that has gone on since Palmer’s shooting. Bill doesn’t look happy and then has to give up his office to Frodo Buddy.

The terrorists are getting madder and madder that President Weak Logan is going through with the signing of the treaty. Doesn’t he know they will kill another hostage? Evidently not, because soon enough on live TV another goes.

Sneaky Presidential Assistant finds out that Jack is in the airport. Mike doesn’t realize this ass wipe is working for the bad guys and of course passes on the information. Sneaky Presidential Assistant calls the Big Boss Terrorist, who of course tells his minions in the airport. they drag out a lap top, punch up a few buttons and Jack goes blind with static. Then the lead terrorist in the airport calls Jack out over the intercom and threatens to kill snot-nosed kid if he doesn’t come out. Of course Jack turns himself over to the terrorists to save his life.

Jack is now tied up and on his knees next to snot-nosed kid. The terrorists go to choose another hostage to shoot, but what is this? The sub-terrorist picks a guy and the lead one says “not that one” and he chooses another. This poor guy is put in front of the camera and as President Weak Logan and the world watch on, he’s shot.

Jack is forced to talk to Bill on his cell phone about the set up for the CTU team to come in. He tells them twice his distress word (yeah, we picked that up), but Bill is clueless. Back at CTU Bill is still coordinating with Curtis and his team.

Frodo’s buddy is making Bill mad and just before the final countdown into the breach, he runs in the situation room and stops it. He tells Bill that Jack used the distress word. Bill says it was the current one, but Frodo’s buddy reminds Bill that last Jack knew, that was the distress word. The breach is halted and Jack is forced to call Curtis and ask why. Curtis reassures him it will happen so. The agents are redeployed.

In the meantime, President Weak Logan and his Russian counterpart sign the treaty — to the pissed off glares of Sneaky Assistant and the Terrorist Big Boss. Mike is on the phone with CTU when the breach happens at the airport and oops, the terrorists are caught off guard. They come in guns a blazing and Jack gets a terrorists’ gun from him and takes down 2, then goes for the lead terrorist. He is trying to put his gun to his head and Jack shoots his wrist. Then the lead terrorist crawls over to another one on the floor and with Jack screaming NO sets off the explosive vest.

President Weak Logan is informed of the breach, all terrorists dead or captured and the hostages are not hurt. He announces it to the world. Such a happy man. Then he blows of Coocoo-nest wife who wants to tell him what she found in the archive room.

Jack turns his weapons over to Curtis and tells him about the mole terrorist that got the swipe card from the lead terrorist. He’s missing along with his yellow tie.

As we close, Cooc00-next first Lady is drugged by Sneaky Assistant, who digs around in her bra to get the archive document she took.

The mole terrorist with the yellow tie meets up with his buddies, who have dug away the concrete in some building. In it is a large contained with numerous bio-containers. They start moving them out.

We will pick up next week at hour 11 am.

Did I note it all? Nope (shrug) you gotta watch!