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Of course they started out with the recap of last week’s show.

Night 11 – NAKUM

Stephanie is highly upset about having had to go to tribal council again.

Judd is feeling good about voting out Brooke. He and Margaret argue. Margaret calls him a traitor. Judd reminds everyone it’s a game and all that matters to him is his family – and he can’t wait until Margaret goes. I’m about to that point myself. She’s not the queen bee anymore. Get over yourself darling — Judd’s right. It is a game. Last man standing wins, not the last team standing.

Day 12 – YAXHA opens with a beautiful sunrise over the water. Blake reflects on team dynamics. Amy is getting bugged by a beetle. City girl is not use to all this outdoors stuff. Amy asks Farmer (Brandon) about what a farmer does, like harvesting and planting. She’s clueless to how the food in this country is grown.

Brian’s a snob from up north “a blue stater” he says. He then of course does the typical crap of calling all southerners hicks. But — he says these things away from the tribe. Wouldn’t do that in front of them southern hicks snob boy — get your feelings hurt fast you would. He goes on about how the tribe prays over everything, but he’s not going to complain or he’d get kicked out.

Reward – Race to the 1st Station, cut 2 ropes with a stone, get 2 handles, move on to next station. Chop a log, get 2 more handles, then run up a ramp to a turn-style. Put the 4 handles in the the turn-style and then turn it to bring up a cart. Six members get in the cart, last one chops a rope and sends the cart to the bottom.

YAXHA wins. Jamie is standing there hacking away at these ropes, and Farmer boy on the other team just cuts them like a hot knife through butter. Off to the next station and Bobby Jon makes quick work of the log. Up the hill to the turn style. NAKUM’s Jamie is still hacking at the ropes and his team members are beyond frustration. Up goes the cart, in goes the YAXHA members and down the ramp they fly past the NAKUM team, where Jamie is still hacking on the ropes.

The reward — oh yeah, I forget that part. Margaritas, chips and dip, along with a crock proof cage that surrounds a deck with lounge chairs and umbrella.

Back at the YAXHA camp, tribe members get the first glimpse at their new deck. Amy goes nuts with excitement and everyone enjoys the food, drinks and go for a swim. Gary talks about how Brandon is the new “it” guy on the team for cutting through the ropes like he did.

Over at NAKUM – to say that these tribe member chins are in the dirt is an understatement. Jamie couldn’t chop — takes all the blame though. Everyone says it is okay — but …

Judd says if someone can do better at rewards/challenges, then they should stand up and shine!

Stephanie is happy for Bobby Jon, but does he have to cheer like a girl when they win? It’s so “gay”. She talks about how she won’t cry in front of the other tribe members, but the losing is getting her down worse than it did before. “This is all a bad dream.”

Night 13

RAIN — rain … rain.

NAKUM tribe is huddled under an umbrella made by the tarp. Amy has nicknamed Blake the “Golden Boy”. He always comes out on top.

Day 14

Blake is discussing his girlfriend’s boobs. I’m sure she’s loving hear that being told to everyone in the nation. Great guy uh? Brian has a new game — bait Blake. Keep him over talking about himself and his stories and make himself look like a jerk in front of everyone elses eyes. Works for me — I hit the mute.

Tree mail arrives. YAXHA tribe looks down in the mouth so Lydia starts getting down and funky with a dance to try and cheer everyone up and laughing. It works. Good girl!

Immunity

Each tribe will split into two teams of 3. Each team will have a net basket. The last team member will lob some funky looking ball with a rope from a catapult down range and the team members try and catch them. First tribe to 5 catches wins.

It goes back and forth but … … FINALLY NAKUM WINS!!!! Jamie is jumping around like a girl, ala Bobby Jon, with joy.

YAXHA talk back at camp is how Jamie was acting. Cry babies!!

Tribal Council

Blake 4
Brain 2

Blake walks the final walk. Keep your mouth shut about your girlfriend’s boobs darling.

And then there were 13.