Jo's Cafe

Of course they recapped last weeks show first. Which is always good when the CSM is running late!!!

Night 3 and at NAKUM Bobby Jon is complaining about having to “pay rent” at Tribal Council. Excuse me whiny boy? One TC and you’re acting like a nudge. Margaret the Nurse feels “sick” about TC. Get out the violin — you’ve only been to one already deary (see Bobby Jon).

Day 4 and YAXHA is talking about how those in the NAKUM tribe seem to not be having any fun. Stephenie is braiding someones hair and talking about how this tribe feels more like a family than her last one. (You remember, the one that ended up with just HER on it).

At NAKUM we get the first look at the Tree Mail. Sounds like a race, and how will poor sickly Blake do? I mean how can you do anything when all your yap is doing is running on and on about how weak and sick you are? This is going to come back and bite you in the ass Blake. Chin up and all that stuff now.

Reward Challenge for Fishing Gear: Run up a ramp, over a net bridge, and then under a rope spiderweb, untie a tribe colored bag and drop it in the water. Go in the water after it, climb out, run back, etc etc etc. Jeff says everyone has to try it once, then after that anyone can go as many times as they want.

Surprise surprise Blake from NAKUM seems all rested up and rearing to go and has all this energy to run the race!

NAKUM wins the reward. YAXHA has down turned mouths (as Lily would say from AMC).

Day 5 and NAKUM goes fishing. Don’t sink the boat with all you catch now and the size .. woohoo — about 5″

YAXHA is pulling up plants and catching grasshoppers and ants. Yummy. Lydia the Fishmonger makes an inlet on the beach to catch protein — which she does. Small fish bait, but food none the less.

Back at NAKUM and Judd has had enough of Blake and his whining (see above) and his laying around resting while everyone else is working. And Nurse Margaret is just waiting on Blake hand and foot. Told you it would come back to bite you Blake.

Day 6 and more Tree Mail. Sounds like a Tug-A-War for the immunity challenge.

15 minutes for everyone to try and pull the other side and grab a flag. After 15 minutes if no one has a flag, then it goes to individual challenges.

15 minutes pass and we’re on to individual challenges. But wait — what happened during the group pull? Well, seems someone figured out who Gary really was and squealed like a pig!!! Oink Oink!!

Gary and Judd — someone yells about Gary being a linebacker .. throws him off, he tackles Judd — why? and of course looses.

NUKUM wins immunity and YAXHA has to go to it’s first Tribal Council.

Back at the YAXHA camp Jamie is talking about getting rid of Stephenie. The girls tell her and she’s shocked. They tell her not to take it personal, she says she’s not, she’s just in shock. I’m not — Jamie had her pegged from the first show to get rid of. Gary brings up Morgan (yeah, the lazy one), but for some reason Lydia’s name comes up. Now let me tell you this shocked me. Lydia has been working her ass off for that tribe while Morgan has been sunbathing and keeping clean by NOT working at all. One of the guys goes and tells Lydia (I don’t remember who right now) and she’s obviously hurt and mad. She goes to Gary and pleads her case and he gets eye disease (I, I, … stutter, I).

Tribal Council — Talk about who’s stronger of the girls – someone says Stephenie is more like a guy in strength.

Vote! Morgan and Lydia get votes, but alas, lazy ass Morgan gets all but one (of course she voted for Lydia, the one showing her up by working her ass off). Stephenie got no votes.

And now there are 16.

So off to next week after we see the newest addition to Survivor, the Family Moment of the person voted off.

And what did you think?